Protector of Socks · Ruler of the Pool · Queen of the Mountains of Oriente Antioqueño · Eater of Things Found on the Floor
"Atenas" is Spanish for Athens. Which makes her, technically, an entire ancient city. Here it is, ten ways.
One dog. Every god. The ancient Greeks would have needed a bigger mountain.
⚡Commands the sky, the backyard, and the 6pm zoomies that shake the mountains of Antioquia.
🔱The pool is her realm. Also her water bowl. Also, occasionally, her bathtub. Do not question the trident.
👟Faster than the mailman. Faster than the mailman's screams. Delivers slobber to every corner of the kingdom.
🧦Every sock that vanishes goes to her underworld, which is behind the couch. Also missing: one football, three sandals.
💖Scientists have confirmed it is physically impossible to stay mad at this face. Even after the sock thing.
🦉Named after the wisest city of all. Ate a bee once. Then tried again, in case the first one was a mistake.
Oriente Antioqueño, Colombia. Green mountains stacked on green mountains, rivers in every valley, and sunsets that look fake but aren't.
Somewhere in the mountains southeast of Medellín, where the clouds sit on the hills like sleepy cats and the rivers never stop talking, lives a golden retriever who believes every single one of those mountains is hers. Honestly, nobody has argued.
Historical records of the goddess. Tap one to enlarge, mortal.
Atenas runs, jumps, eats bugs of questionable flavor, dives into a pool that becomes an aquarium, gets swallowed by a whale, bounces through a world of gummies, and gets flushed through a toilet planet. It's basically a documentary.
Mountains, a screaming mailman, a cat with a grudge against flowerpots, and a pool that turns into a giant aquarium. Penguins with bow ties. A whale with a couch.
The ground is gummy and you bounce on every landing. Gummy worms lick you. A hippo in a tutu bounces on a trampoline. It rains chocolate and your voice goes deep.
Low gravity, fart-powered jumps, UFO cats that steal obstacles and drop them on your head, a three-butted alien playing the tuba, and a grand finale flush.
Upload a photo of your dog in the game menu and they become the hero. Atenas allows it. Barely.